Wednesday, October 31, 2012

I love Henri









I love Henri




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Gainful Employment

Towards the end I really hated my last job, but not the people. My coworkers were my friends as well as my comrades in arms. We worked hard and played hard together. That was not without its fair share of mostly hilarious drama, but we were a crew.


This new batch co workers on the other hand…terminally normal. Square. And profoundly hetero. I can’t be fucking bothered. I have ZERO interest in them being a part of my personal life. ZERO.




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Tuesday, October 30, 2012

kingtrash: automatic reblog Sexy. Sexy.





kingtrash:



automatic reblog



Sexy. Sexy.




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Serge Lutens Love his perfume






Serge Lutens



Love his perfume




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Monday, October 29, 2012

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Dope.





Dope.




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theoozingbraininvain: caffeinatedfeminist: [TW:...





theoozingbraininvain:



caffeinatedfeminist:



[TW: Rape]


faysbook:



serenitywarrior:



leetakeuchi:



Gun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81, was so ticked-off when two thugs raped her 18-year-old granddaughter that she tracked the unsuspecting ex-cons down… And shot off their testicles.


“The old lady spent a week hunting those men down and, when she found them, she took revenge on them in her own special way,” said police investigator Evan Delp.


Then she took a taxi to the nearest police station, laid the gun on the sergeant’s desk and told him as calm as could be: “Those bastards will never rape anybody again, by God.”


Cops say convicted rapist and robber Davis Furth, 33, lost both his penis and his testicles when outraged Ava opened fire with a 9-mm pistol in the hotel room where he and former prison cell mate Stanley Thomas, 29, were holed up.


The wrinkled avenger also blew Thomas’ testicles to kingdom come, but doctors managed to save his mangled penis, police said. “The one guy, Thomas, didn’t lose his manhood, but the doctor I talked to said he won’t be using it the way he used to,” Detective Delp told reporters. “Both men are still in pretty bad shape, but I think they’re just happy to be alive after what they’ve been through.”


The Rambo Granny swung into action August 21 after her granddaughter Debbie was carjacked and raped in broad daylight by two knife-wielding creeps in a section of town bordering on skid row. “When I saw the look on my Debbie’s face that night in the hospital, I decided I was going to go out and get those bastards myself ‘cause I figured the Law would go easy on them,”’ recalled the retired library worker. ” And I wasn’t scared of them, either - because I’ve got me a gun and I’ve been shooting’ all my life. And I wasn’t dumb enough to turn it in when the law changed about owning one.”


So, using a police artist’s sketch of the suspects and Debbie’s description of the sickos, tough-as-nails Ava spent seven days prowling the wino-infested neighbourhood where the crime took place till she spotted the ill-fated rapists entering their flophouse hotel.


“I knew it was them the minute I saw ‘em, but I shot a picture of ‘em anyway and took it back to Debbie and she said sure as hell, it was them,” the oldster recalled…


“So I went back to that hotel and found their room and knocked on the door, and the minute the big one opened the door, I shot ‘em right square between the legs, right where it would really hurt ‘em most, you know. Then I went in and shot the other one as he backed up pleading to me to spare him. Then I went down to the police station and turned myself in.”


Now, baffled lawmen are trying to figure out exactly how to deal with the vigilante granny.. “What she did was wrong, and she broke the law, but it is difficult to throw an 81-year-old woman in prison,” Det. Delp said, “especially when 3 million people in the city want to nominate her for Mayor.”




DAMN.



No mercy for rapists.




fuck em up.



Hell yeah…go ahead try to send memaw to jail…




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Saturday, October 27, 2012

#Hipstamatic #Adler9009 #BigUp #DreampopIs this thing on?



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Best. Costume. Ever. #Hipstamatic #Loftus #Dylan #PopRoxIs this thing on?



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Timely Primary Screams all around me. #Hipstamatic #Adler9009 #Sugar #BerryPopIs this thing on?



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Someone's always gotta be John Wayne Gacy. #Hipstamatic #Adler9009 #Sugar #BerryPopIs this thing on?



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I can't say that I've been feeling especially irreverent these days, but this helps. It's gonna be a biutiful night. #Hipstamatic #Adler9009 #SugarIs this thing on?



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Friday, October 26, 2012

Crushes are fun

While talking to my crush today at work, I made my peace with the fact that she’s never going to crush my face to her chach in the throes of le petit mort. Probably for the best as I’m pretty much the Assistant Principal at my school and she’s a mom to one of our students. That said, it was awesome talking to her and getting her to open up about her life a little more. In fact, I think she surprised herself by how much she shared. So we’re never going to fuck but I’m growing on her. That’s what’s up.




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the-awesomer: I ate his liver snaps with some fava beans and a...





the-awesomer:



I ate his liver snaps with some fava beans and a nice chianti.



Hysterical




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First cold front of the season. To hear the kids tell it, Austin is on the frontline of the ice age. #Hipstamatic #Adler9009 #Inas1969Is this thing on?



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Thursday, October 25, 2012

NYC on my mind

I mean it when I say that NYC makes me tense. One the one hand, I miss that place so much I don’t even think about it. On the other, I can’t see myself there anymore. I need to visit soon. People are beginning to wonder. So am I.




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